Red Skelton joke about the old man marrying the young woman

Red Skelton tells a joke about the 98 year old man who's going to marry a 20 year old waitress

Red Skelton I met a fella the other day and he told me he was 98 years old.

Then he tells me he’s getting married to a twenty year old waitress.

I said, “You are 98 and she is 20…....Don’t you know that could mean sudden death?”

“Well,” he said, “If she dies, she dies!”

Thanks to Brian Hoffman, Red Skelton impersonator for the joke!

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