Red Skelton’s Gertrude and Heathcliffe see a yellow-bellied roadrunner

Red Skelton told the story about Gertrude and Heathcliffe, two seagulls,.....
Gertrude says to Heathcliffe, “You know what I just saw down there?… I saw a yellow-bellied roadrunner.”

Heathcliffe asked, “Is that a bird?”

Gertrude said, “No,...it’s a pedestrian waiting for the light to change!”

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Posted by traymond on 07/29 at 05:15 PM in Puns

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