Rescue From Gilligan’s Island

Funny movie quotes from 'Rescue from Gilligan's Island' -- the first reunion show of the 'Gilligans Island' cast

Mary Ann: He didn’t mean any harm, Skipper.
Skipper: Neither did the ice berg that sunk the Titanic.

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Mr. Howell: Captain, can you give me one good reason why you haven’t put up the sail?
Skipper: Yes, Mr. Howell, we haven’t got a sail.
Mr. Howell: Can you give me another good reason?

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[The castaways are planning to tie their huts together to make a raft]
Skipper: Only question is, will it have enough bottom?
Gilligan (Bob Denver): If that’s the question, Skipper, you sure got the answer.

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Gilligan (Bob Denver): Hey Skipper, why don’t you donate your pants? When they fill with air, we can fly to Hawaii.

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[The seat of the chair the Skipper is sitting in has been varnished]
Skipper: What could be stupider than varnishing the seat of a chair?
Gilligan (Bob Denver): Sitting in the seat of a chair that’s just been varnished.

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[Spotting a Coast Guard helicopter]
Skipper: I can’t believe it. After 15 years, we’re finally rescued.
Mr. Howell: Rescued.
Mrs. Howell: Rescued.
Ginger Grant: Rescued.
Mary Ann: Rescued.
Professor: Rescued.
Gilligan (Bob Denver): Rescued.

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Dean: We’re expanding. This will be the biggest university on the west coast.
Professor: But we’re on the east coast.
Dean: That’s how big I want it to be.

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Professor: Miss Ainsworth, turn off your macho!

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[last lines]
Gilligan (Bob Denver): [after the castways have been re-stranded] What’s wrong, everybody? We’re home again!
Skipper: Yes, Gilligan,
[shouts]
Skipper: we’re home again!

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Professor: [about the tsunami] Mind you, I haven’t worked out all the details.
Mrs. Howell: I have one thing to say to you, Professor. Work out the details.

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