Rip, Sew and Stitch - the Three Stooges

Funny movie quotes from 'Rip, Sew and Stitch' starring the Three Stooges - Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Shemp Howard

Funny movie quotes from Rip, Sew and Stitch (1953) starring the Three Stooges - Moe, Larry, Shemp

Shemp: Look what you did! Now, my hat won’t fit me!
Moe: Don’t worry, I’ll fix it. (puts the cut-off hair on Shemp’s head, starts hitting him on the head)
Shemp: Stop!  Stop!  I won’t wear a hat!

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Shemp: This is the store where your dollar has more sense!

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Shemp: Where did you get this mess?
Detective: Here!
Shemp: What a beautiful mess-terpiece.

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Shemp: 200% wool!
Detective: 200%?
Shemp: Yeah, these sheep led a double life!

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Moe: T-H.  I wonder what that means?
Shemp: Teddy Hoosevelt?
Moe: You’re wrong, quiz kid.

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Larry: You stupid stooge!  Are you trying to shoe me like a horse?

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