Rules of Property, according to dogs
Even though he can't read this list, my dog agrees with it
- If I like it, it’s mine.
- If its in my mouth, it’s mine.
- If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
- If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
- If I’m chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
- If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
- If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.
- If I saw it first, it’s mine.
- If you are playing with something and you put it down, it’s mine.
- If its broken, it’s yours.
Posted by traymond on 09/13 at 04:05 PM in Animal Jokes
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