Signs that Cupid has gone insane

Too many years of being stuck in a dead-end job can even affect Cupid ...

• Is on retainer to Pam Anderson.
• Traded in the diaper for leopard-skin Speedos.
• Thinks it’s funny to keep making Bill Clinton fall madly in love with himself.
• Recent Oreo binges making it impossible for tiny wings to support his bloated girth.
• Offering ‘special military discount’ to Army drill instructors.
• Shows up with an arrow through his head and shouts, ‘Well, excuuuuuuuuuuuse me!’
• He’s got three days of stubble, he’s waving a half-empty bottle of Everclear, and he’s up in a clock tower with a pink assault rifle, screaming about ‘that amateur Chuck Woolery.’
• Has given up his bow and arrow in place of a bazooka.

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