Star Trek Presidential campaign slogans

If Star Trek characters could run in the Presidential political campaign, what slogans would they use?

Vote Dax/Odo
The team that adapts.

Vote for Troi.
“I feel your pain!”

Lursa/B’tor
Who needs an election?

Vote Chacotay
A REAL American!

Vote for Spock.
“I did spores back in the 60’s but I did not inhale!”

Picard
Make it so.

Vote Gowron
or else!

Vote for Locutus.
Resistance is futile

Vote for Paris/B’lanna
and we promise, no children!

Vote for Worf
Or you have no honor!

Vote for Trip
He can fix anything!

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