Stay!

Reminds me of the story of the man who named his dog, 'Stay' ... but your car?

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically, “Now you stay. Do you hear me?” “Stay! Stay!”

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty blond young lady, gave me a strange look and said,

“Why don’t you just put it in park?”

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Posted by traymond on 08/24 at 03:30 AM in Animal JokesCar Jokes

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