Ten Ways a Hospital is Like The Military

What do nurses and soldiers have in common? At least ten things, apparently ...

1. In the military, soldiers take orders from people with silver and gold on their shoulders. In a hospital, nurses take orders from people with silver and gold in their wallets.
2. When discharged from the hospital after a Lower GI Series, you get the GI bill.
3. To fill the graveyard shift, hospitals sometimes resort to the draft.
4. Nurses, like soldiers, see a lot of privates.
5. A pediatric nurse’s shoes may lack the shine, but they have the spit.
6. When filling out a hospital shift report, you sometimes resort to the policy of “Don’t ask, don’t tell.”
7. Bill Clinton once shouted “Down with the draft.” During his hospital stay for knee surgery, he shouted about the “Gown with the draft.”
8. Nurse training is like boot camp. Never before had you seen so many bald body parts.
9. In the military, a fatigue is what you wear. In nursing, it’s what wears on you.
10. Soldiers get combat pay. Nurses don’t...but should

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