Texas jokes by Red Skelton
Jokes about Texas, as told by Red Skelton impersonator, Brian Hoffman
Red Skelton: Is there anyone here from Texas? Yeah?! You can always tell a Texan,...not much, but you can tell em.
Texas, now there’s a state to visit if you have never been. You name it, they got it. You name it, they ain’t got it, you didn’t need it no how!
Down there they got miles and miles of nothing but miles and miles. Everything down there is big.
I seen a flea,…it had 4 dogs on it.