The new guard dog
Actually, when I was a kid, we had a watch dog *just like this* - when Patches run under a bed, we knew there were prowlers outside.
My sister-in-law, a truck driver, had decided to get a dog for protection.
As she inspected a likely candidate, the trainer told her, “He doesn’t like men.”
“Perfect,” my sister-in-law thought and took the dog.
Then one day she was approached by two suspicious looking men in a parking lot, and she watched to see how her canine bodyguard would react.
Soon it became clear that the trainer wasn’t kidding.
As the men got closer, the dog ran under the nearest car.
Posted by traymond on 04/08 at 07:49 PM in Animal Jokes
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