The young lawyer dies
This joke gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, I'm too young to die!
63 A lawyer died and went to Heaven.
“There must be some mistake,” the lawyer argued. “I’m too young to die. Im only fifty five.”
“Fifty five?” said Saint Peter. “No, according to out calculations, you’re eighty two.”
“How did you get that?” the lawyer asked.
Answered St. Peter: “We added up your time sheets.”
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