The car mechanic and the heart surgeon
What is the difference between a car mechanic and a heart surgeon?
Morris the car mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted a famous heart surgeon, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his Mercedes.
Morris shouted across the garage, “Hey Doc! Is that you? Come on over here a minute.”
The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris the mechanic was working on the car. Morris straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked argumentatively, “So Mr. Fancy Doctor, look at this here work. I also open hearts, take valves out, grind ‘em, put in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and I are doing basically da same work?”
The doctor leaned over and whispered to Morris the car mechanic, “Try doing it with the engine running.”
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