The hitchhiker and the cigarette

The motorist offers the hitchhiker a cigarette, and that's when the trouble begins

A motorist gave a ride to a hitchhiker. He offered the hitchhiker a cigarette.

“No, if the Lord had intended for us to smoke, he would have given us a nose with the nostrils upside-down like a chimney.”

“Well, if that’s the way you want to be, if the Lord had intended us to ride, he would have given us wheels instead of legs.  Get out!”

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Posted by traymond on 05/02 at 04:27 AM in Car Jokes

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