Things Not to Say to Your Parents While at College
At least not until after you graduate ...
- Are you saying that I’m not good enough for Jack-in-the-Box?
- Hey Dad, are there any openings at your office?
- I just can’t take it anymore. The pressure! The Pressure! Aaaaaaaaaaah! (Click)
- Mom, send me some Neosporin. I seem to have a lot of cold sores.
- I’m coming out of the closet! Just kidding...hello? Hello, anyone there?
- I don’t know, I think a nipple ring makes a fashion statement.
- Who are you again?
- Come to think of it, you’re right! You’re always right! I’m not going to make any more decisions! You can just take over my life!
- Mom, you too can be saved.
- I need more money for my gambling ring.
- Hold on a second, I have to get rid of the body.
- Have you ever tried Vivarin! I mean tried a lot of it at once! It’s amazing. I wrote two papers, memorized the Spanish to English dictionary, made sis a sweater, invented a new way to dry laundry, and I- my, my heart...I can’t bre-
- Hey Mom, you know how you and Dad got married at 20?
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