Top 10 changes if Starfleet has sponsors
Remarkably enough, the U.S.S. Enterprise *could* look like a Nascar vehicle ...
10) O’Brien would say “Thank you for using the Federation Express transporter. When you absolutely, positively have to get there instantly”
9) Starfleet uniforms would carry Pepsi logos and say “Pepsi, the choice of the Next Generation
8) Main bridge viewscreen would have “VH1” in the corner
7) Holodeck doors would say Sony Trinitron System
6) Communicator pins would be in the shape of an alligator
5) Mercedes symbol painted on the saucer section
4) Turbolifts would have “OTIS ELEVATOR” signs
3) Ten-Forward would have a large neon “Miller Litespeed” sign
2) After communicator beeps, a voice says, “Thank you for using AT&T”
1) Enterprise name changed to American Express Enterprise
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