Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas (or his birthday, or Father’s Day)

Top 10 list of things to NOT get your husband for Christmas (or his birthday) - seriously. No matter what you think, he *doesn't* want these things. Honest.

10. Anne of Avonlea/Anne of Green Gables Collectors Edition with 74 minutes of extra footage
    
9. Any knick-knack.  Absolutely none.  It doesn’t matter if he loves Emmett Kelly - none.
   
8. Tickets to the ballet, opera, or anything similar.
   
7. Another new tie - it doesn’t matter how cute it is, or if it lights up
   
6. A Bath and Body Works Soap Basket
   
5. New teddy bear pajamas - especially if they have feet
   
4. Vacuum cleaner
   
3. A weekend seminar on "Getting in Touch With Your Feelings", especially if it’s led by Alan Alda
   
2. Pair of fuzzy bunny slippers
   
1. A nose and ear hair trimmer (we’re talking about what he wants, not what he needs)

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