True Calls to the IRS
Of course, as April 15th approaches, we tend to think of all of the evil, nasty people at the IRS (Infernal Revenue Service) ... but we forget about the other side of the coin ...
Caller: I want to know if I should file married or single. IRS: Are you married?
Caller: Well, sort of ....
IRS: What?
Caller: Well, we did get married, but we’re not counting on it.
Caller: I got a letter from you guys and I want to know what you want.
IRS: What does it say?
Caller: Just a minute, I’ll open it.
Caller: I’m a bookkeeper and I need to know if ten $100 bills make a thousand dollars or only ten hundred dollars.
IRS: Both. It’s the same amount.
Caller: So why do I get a different answer every time I move the decimal point?
Caller: What does the law say about people who are renting to relatives and taking a loss on the property?
IRS: You are required to charge them fair market value.
Caller: It’s very fair. If we rented to someone else we could get a lot more.
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