Valentines Day riddles

Valentines Day riddles for the young and the young at heart

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Why do valentines have hearts on them?
Because spleens would look pretty gross!

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Why didn’t Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer’s heart?
Because even Cupid can’t hit a target that small!

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Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
Because you always heart the one you love!

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Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a great big kiss?

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What did one light bulb say to the other?
“I love you a whole watt!”

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