What are you in for?

Lawyers won't appreciate this joke ... but everyone else will!

Two prison inmates are talking about their crimes.

First prisoner: “I robbed a bank and they sentenced me to twenty-five years.”

Second prisoner: “I killed a man and they gave me three days.”

First prisoner: “What!!” How could that be? I merely rob a bank and get twenty-five years, yet you kill a man and get only three days! Who did you kill?”

Second prisoner: “A lawyer!”

The trackback URL for this entry is: http://www.bestcleanfunnyjokes.info/index.php/trackback/768/LFTxskB2/

Trackbacks:

No trackbacks yet.

Comments:

No comments yet. Commenting is not available in this weblog entry.

<< Back to main