What does an eagle taste like?
Just ask the nature hiker ...
Lost in the woods, a hiker spent two days wandering around with no food. Finally, he spots a bald eagle, throws a big rock at the bird, killed it and ate it.
A park ranger stumbled onto the scene and arrested the man for killing an endangered species.
In court, the hiker explained that he was on the edge of starvation and had no choice.
The judge said, “Considering the circumstances, I find you not guilty,” says the judge. “But I have to ask — what did the eagle taste like?”
“Well, Your Honor,” the hiker replies, “it tasted like a cross between a whooping crane and a spotted owl.”
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