When bribing the teacher fails …
And to think, in olden days, an apple for the teacher was a sufficient bribe ...
My high school English teacher was well known for being a fair, but hard, grader.
One day I received a B minus on a theme paper. In hopes of bettering my grade and in the spirit of the valentine season, I sent her an extravagant heart-shaped box of chocolates with the pre-printed inscription: “Be Mine.”
The following day, I received in return a valentine from the teacher. It read: “Thank you, but it’s still Be Mine-Us.”
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