Why did the other animals cross the road?
Why should the chicken get all the publicity?
Q: Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
A: Why should the chicken get all of the attention?
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station!
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: To prove that he wasn’t chicken.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To prove to the possum that it could be done.
(or, if you’re old enough to appreciate it, because Colonel Sanders was chasing him)
(or, if you’re of fan of the original Star Trek series, to boldly go where no chicken has gone before)
Q: Why did the chicken stop crossing the road?
A: She got tired of all of the jokes.
Posted by traymond on 07/21 at 08:29 PM in Animal Jokes
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