Why aren’t you married yet?
If you're a single person who's tired of hearing the question, 'Are you married yet?', here are some snappy responses that are funny as well.
- You haven’t asked yet.
- I was hoping to do something meaningful with my life.
- Because I just love hearing this question.
- Just lucky, I guess.
- It gives my mother something to live for.
- My fiancee is awaiting his/her parole.
- I’m still hoping for a shot at Miss/Mr. America.
- I’m waiting until I get to be your age.
- It didn’t seem worth a blood test.
- I already have enough laundry to do, thank you.
- Because I think it would take all the spontaneity out of dating.
- My co-op board doesn’t allow spouses.
- I’d have to forfeit my billion dollar trust fund.
- I wouldn’t want my parents to drop dead from sheer happiness.
- What? And lose all the money I’ve invested in running personal ads?
- I don’t want to have to support another person on my paycheck.
- Why aren’t you thin?
- I’m married to my career, although recently we have been considering a trial separation.
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