You Know You Overdid Thanksgiving When

A list of signs that you may have eaten a *little* too much at Thanksgiving

• Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.
• The “Gravy Boat” your wife set out was a real 12’ boat.
• You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.
• Friday you set off 3 earthquake seismographs on your morning jog.
• Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.
• A guest quotes a Biblical passage from “The Feeding of the 5000.”
• That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.
• Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
• You consider gluttony your patriotic duty.

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