Video of Barack Obama stumbling over his speech without a teleprompter.

(please note that this isn’t an attack on Barack Obama—anybody who speaks for a living will stumble over their words on occasion.  However, in this very funny YouTube clip, he makes Dan Quayle look positively eloquent!)

The littlest worm you ever saw
Got stuck inside my soda straw

Oh, I didn’t take it out
And the little skunk said
“If you don’t take it out,
You’ll wish you had,
Take it out! Take it out!”
Pheew! I removed it!

Down came the good fairy and she said

“Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin’ ‘em on the head.
I’ll give you three chances,
And if you don’t behave
I’ll turn you into a goon!”

The next day:

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin’ ‘em on the head

Down came the good fairy and she said

“Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin’ ‘em on the head.
I’ll give you two more chances,
And if you don’t behave
I’ll turn you into a goon!”

The next day:

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin’ ‘em on the head

Down came the good fairy and she said

“Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin’ ‘em on the head.
I’ll give you one more chance,
And if you don’t behave
I’ll turn you into a goon!”

The next day:

Little Bunny Foo Foo,
Hopping through the forest
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin’ ‘em on the head

Down came the good fairy and she said

“Little Bunny Foo Foo,
I don’t want to see you
Scooping up the field mice
And boppin’ ‘em on the head.
I gave you three chances
And you didn’t behave
Now you’re a goon! POOF!!”

The moral of the story is:
HARE TODAY, GOON TOMORROW

But there were some very mean men
Who did not like Dan the king’s friend
So jealous were they that they planned out a way
To throw Dan in the lion’s den

The lions are hungry tonight they sang
The lions are hungry tonight
They’ve not eaten dinner
We think that they might
The lions are hungry tonight they sang
The lions are hungry tonight

A canner exceedingly canny
One morning remarked to his granny,
“A canner can can anything that he can,
But a canner can’t can a can, can he?”

Aye-aye-aye-aye,
In China they never grow chilly
So sing me another verse
That’s worse than the first verse
Make sure that it’s foolish and silly.

This old man, he played two,
He played knick-knack on my shoe;
Knick-knack paddywhack,
Give a dog a bone,
This old man came rolling home.

Oh, knees up Mother Brown
Knees up Mother Brown
Knees up, knees up, never let the breeze up,
Knees up Mother Brown

Oh, hopping on one foot
Hopping on one foot
Hopping, hopping, never stopping
Hopping on one foot

Oh, knees up Mother Brown
Knees up Mother Brown
Knees up, knees up, never let the breeze up,
Knees up Mother Brown

Oh, prancing up and down
Prancing up and down
Prancing, prancing, never dancing
Prancing up and down

Oh, knees up Mother Brown
Knees up Mother Brown
Knees up, knees up, never let the breeze up,
Knees up Mother Brown

And whirling round and round
Whirling round and round
Whirling, whirling, never twirling
Whirling round and round

Oh, knees up Mother Brown
Knees up Mother Brown
Knees up, knees up, never let the breeze up,
Knees up Mother Brown

Oh, knees up Mother Brown
Knees up Mother Brown
Knees up, knees up, never let the breeze up,
Knees up Mother Brown

(Repeat verse again, more quietly,
but shout loudly on the “There goes John...” line)

(Repeat verse again, whispering,
but shout loudly on the “There goes John...” line)

I’m a nut!
(Click, click with tongue)
I’m a nut!
(Click, click with tongue)
I’m a nut!
(Click, click with tongue)